Yesterday I tried to go for a nice walk. A couple of times. It was a gorgeous day outside and I was stuck inside, staring at my computer screen, trying to write about wedding beards. They’re quite a thing these days! Alas, my urge to feel the warm spring breeze on my face was entirely too much, so I marched outside looking like a homeless ragamuffin to walk away the coffee and computer jitters.
Off I marched, on a mission to feel like myself again so that I could get some work done. But each time I rounded the corner and got halfway down the block, windows kept throwing themselves in my path.

Half of the windows that I dragged home in one trip. Muscles!
No really! It’s not as if they were poor and desperate and trying to collect insurance money. They were actually leaned up against a tree on the parkway, which is the universal sign for “take me, I’m free.”
When I saw these windows resting against the tree, I froze. Would I be able to run back to the house, grab the car and get the windows before anyone else scooped them up? I was not taking any chances, so I picked all three up and muscled them home. I may have pulled a bicep, but whatever, look at them!
After the window finds were safely inside, I realized that although I had just gotten a nice workout, I still didn’t feel any more focused for working. So out again I went, for a real walk this time. Guess what happened.
By the time all was said and done, I had been out on two unsuccessful walk attempts and I had dragged home six windows. Now what do we do with all of them? Luckily the wedding blogosphere is full of ideas.
Seating charts seem to be a popular option. We could either let the window stay rustic or distress it a little more artfully, and paint or write with paint pens on the glass.
Making a structure out of them might be fun. Combined with an old door or other piece of vintage furniture, we could make a really unique altar area for the ceremony.
I totally have an easel somewhere in storage. This would certainly save some horizontal space. In a venue with a max capacity of 180 and a guest list of about the same, horizontal space will be precious.


























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