Do you have a bunch of random hats floating around?
Me too. As it so happens, I also have some random heads floating around. Being a barber and occasionally taking cutting classes helps you end up with some disembodied heads.
It’s still creepy, yes, but now it’s also functional. If you don’t do hair for a living, find a barber or cosmetology school and ask if they have any used up mannequin heads. By the end of classes, there are usually plenty of heads that have been shaved down to little nubs of hair, or don’t have enough to work with much more. They’ll usually let you take them off their hands if you ask nicely.