How, I ask you, can a girl who calls herself Brent never have heard of Mr. Kate? Especially a Mr. Kate who makes risqué Valentine’s Day cards? This one is so easy a DIY virgin can do it, and it will cost you at most, maybe a buck.
With love and respect Mr. Kate, my only change might be to make that a full, cold bottle of beer. Otherwise, perfecto.
Full tutorial at mrkate.com.