Coded Love via Mr. Kate

How, I ask you, can a girl who calls herself Brent never have heard of Mr. Kate? Especially a Mr. Kate who makes risqué Valentine’s Day cards? This one is so easy a DIY virgin can do it, and it will cost you at most, maybe a buck.

Find a good old book page

Highlight/circle/underline/spray with green love jelly the fun/naughty words

Give it a big red smooch (a spray of your favorite perfume too?)

Give to someone special, in which case this is sweet and sort of hot, or leave this creepy thing outside a random neighbor's door. Whatever floats your boat.

With love and respect Mr. Kate, my only change might be to make that a full, cold bottle of beer. Otherwise, perfecto.

Full tutorial at