How, I ask you, can a girl who calls herself Brent never have heard of Mr. Kate? Especially a Mr. Kate who makes risqué Valentine’s Day cards? This one is so easy a DIY virgin can do it, and it will cost you at most, maybe a buck.
Find a good old book page
Highlight/circle/underline/spray with green love jelly the fun/naughty words
Give it a big red smooch (a spray of your favorite perfume too?)
Give to someone special, in which case this is sweet and sort of hot, or leave this creepy thing outside a random neighbor's door. Whatever floats your boat.
With love and respect Mr. Kate, my only change might be to make that a full, cold bottle of beer. Otherwise, perfecto.
Full tutorial at mrkate.com.
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